Squishy Advent Calendar
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Squishy Advent Calendar
A different slow-rise squishy behind every one of the 24 numbered doors. No repeats. No peeking. No idea what tomorrow brings.
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Twenty-four numbered doors. One surprise behind each. Nobody knows which.
- A different squishy behind every door, so no two days repeat
- Slow-rise squish that flattens under your thumb and creeps back up
- Blind box format: the order is randomised, so peeking gets you nothing
- Flat, wide box that sits on a desk or shelf instead of taking it over
- Arrives gift-ready, though most people quietly keep it
How it works
Start on December 1st and open one door a day. By the time you reach door 24 you have a full set, and a small pile of evidence that you have no self control. The contents are randomised, so what you get is not the same as what your friend gets.
Order in time
If you want to open door one on December 1st, order early rather than late. Holiday post slows down every year without fail. Orders placed closer to December still ship, they just arrive with the countdown already underway.
Questions
How big is it?
The box is flat and wide rather than a tall tower, so it fits on a desk or shelf. The squishies are a comfortable one-handed size.
Can I choose what is inside?
No. The contents are randomised on purpose, which is the whole point of a blind box.
Can I give it as a gift?
Yes, it arrives ready to hand over as is.
How do I clean a squishy?
Rinse under warm water with a little mild dish soap, let it air dry fully, then dust it with a pinch of cornstarch to bring back the smooth feel.
Safety information
- Not food. These are toys. Do not bite, chew, suck or swallow any part of them, and keep them away from the mouth.
- Choking hazard. Contains small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.
- Use under adult supervision if given to a child.
- Stop using any squishy that is torn, punctured or leaking, keep it away from children and pets, and dispose of it.
- Keep away from heat, open flame and direct sunlight. Do not microwave.
- Keep away from pets.
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
24 DOORS
NO REPEATS
30-DAY RETURNS
Why it survives past day three
Most advent calendars are chocolate you forget about. This one you keep.
Slow-rise, not cheap foam
Press one flat and it creeps back up instead of staying dented. That is the whole appeal, and it is the thing the knock-offs get wrong.
Blind box, properly randomised
The order is shuffled, so you genuinely cannot guess what is behind tomorrow’s door. No two calendars open the same way.
A flat box, not a tower
It sits on a desk or a shelf and stays there. December is cluttered enough without a cardboard skyscraper.
Still good in January
Twenty-four squishies do not vanish on the 25th. They end up on desks, in bags, and on the edge of somebody’s monitor.
DECEMBER, SLOWED DOWN
One small thing to look forward to, every morning
December fills up fast. Deadlines, travel, a list of people to buy for. This is the one part of the month that asks nothing of you: pull open a door, squish whatever is behind it, get on with your day.
Twenty-four mornings, twenty-four small surprises, and a box that still looks good sitting out on the shelf.
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Before you ask
How long does delivery take?
Orders leave within a couple of days and arrive in roughly 8 to 16 days. If you want to open door one on December 1st, order early rather than late. Holiday post slows down every year without fail.
Can I pick what is inside?
No, and that is deliberate. The contents are randomised, which is the entire point of a blind box.
How do I clean one?
Rinse under warm water with a little mild dish soap, let it air dry completely, then dust it with a pinch of cornstarch to bring back the smooth feel.
Is it suitable for children?
It contains small parts and is not suitable for children under 3 years. Use under adult supervision. These are toys, not food, and must be kept away from the mouth. Stop using any squishy that is torn or leaking.
What if I change my mind?
Returns are accepted within 30 days. Get in touch through the contact page and we will sort it out.